Wolfgang Finds
the Perfect Tooth
An absurdist emo theater road trip through hell.
It makes sense, we swear.
October 17, 2026 · 7:00 PM
Centre Stage · Greenville, SC
The Show
A routine dental procedure goes sideways when the Dentist discovers a mythical wish-granting tooth inside the mouth of his most unremarkable Patient. But he’s not the only one who wants it. A vengeful Wolfman is already waiting in the lobby, and he’s not here for a cleaning.
What follows is a grenade explosion, a journey through Hell, a musical duel with a demon, a trial before a jury of audience members, a love story between a Dentist and an ancient Hag, and a reunion neither the Wolfman nor the Hygienist saw coming. All set to original songs that are sure to have you asking, "What?".
Wolfgang Finds the Perfect Tooth is a live-band musical about revenge, redemption, and the lengths we’ll go to for the people we love. Even if those people are supernatural beings who haunt children and the elderly.
Leave your expectations at the door. As well as any dental instruments. Please.
Characters
The Patient
Matthew Wallace
Our reluctant hero with a hidden streak of courage
The Dentist
Joe Powers
A charming but sinister figure obsessed with power and perfection
Wolfman
Tim Spears
A vengeful creature seeking revenge for the destruction of the moon and his kind
The Hygienist
Laura Connell
Warm, capable, and quietly fierce — with a past that's about to catch up with her
The Hag
Amanda Neal
An ancient, wish-granting being of terrible power
The Demon/The Judge of Hell
Jake Williams
Hell's resident musical duelist and potent grudge holder. Also a judge.
The Jury
You!
Spectators who will judge the Patient's fate
Creative Team
Billy Francis
Producer
Jake Erwin
Producer
Tiff Bunch
Director
Matthew C. Wallace
Script, Music & Lyrics
Alan Hester
Art
Joe Powers
Helped Out I Guess
Wolfgang Wallace
Live Band