Wolfgang Finds
the Perfect Tooth
An absurdist emo theater road trip through hell.
It makes sense, we swear.
October 17, 2026 · 7:00 PM
Centre Stage · Greenville, SC
The Show
A routine dental procedure goes sideways when the Dentist discovers a mythical wish-granting tooth inside the mouth of his most unremarkable Patient. But he’s not the only one who wants it. A vengeful Wolfman and a rhyme-obsessed Colonel wait in the lobby, and they’re not here for a cleaning.
What follows is a grenade explosion, a journey through Hell, a musical duel with a demon, a trial before a jury of audience members, and a love story between a Dentist and an ancient Hag. All set to original songs that are sure to have you asking, "What?".
Wolfgang Finds the Perfect Tooth is a live-band musical about revenge, redemption, and the lengths we’ll go to for the people we love. Even if those people are supernatural beings who haunt children and the elderly.
Leave your expectations at the door. As well as any dental instruments. Please.
Characters
The Patient
Matthew Wallace
Our reluctant hero with a hidden streak of courage
The Dentist
Joe Powers
A charming but sinister figure obsessed with power and perfection
Wolfman
TBD
A vengeful creature with a bone to pick and a love for chaos
The Colonel
TBD
An eccentric military man seeking redemption, who only speaks in rhymes
The Hag
TBD
An ancient, wish-granting being of terrible power
The Receptionist
TBD
A no-nonsense clerical worker from Shreveport, Louisiana
The Hygienist
TBD
The Dentist's lovestruck assistant caught in the crossfire
The Demon
TBD
Hell's resident musical duelist and potent grudge holder
The Judge
TBD
A mountainous demon presiding over the trial of the Patient's soul
The Jury
You!
Spectators who will judge the Patient's fate
Creative Team
Matthew C. Wallace
Script, Music & Lyrics
Joseph Powers
Editor
Wolfgang Wallace
Live Band